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[Nov. 20th, 2009|08:33 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | life | ] |
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Its well known that I had weight loss surgery a while back and have lost a lot of weight, over 200 pounds at last count. Today I find this story about people in Peru killing folks and selling their fat and other human tissue to a cosmetic company in Europe for use in cosmetics.
It says that human fat can be worth $15,000 a gallon to these companies.
I havent had the followup plastic surgery yet. There is bound to be a large amount of fat inside me that needs to be sucked out, leftover from my weight loss, right? I'm not exactly sure how it works but there is a lot of extra skin there and something is under it.
Perhaps a trip to a plastic surgeon in Europe is in order. I know a few people that might let me crash on their floor or couch, at least in England anyway. I expect there are hostels and suck other places. I could get fucking rich from my belly area alone, never mind my arms and legs. I might not get enough for a Veyron, granted, but I bet I could finance a '69 Camaro SS convertible. And I could definitely give everyone I love a Merry Christmas... |
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| PSA |
[Nov. 20th, 2009|12:50 pm] |
Just a PSA:
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| QOTD |
[Nov. 19th, 2009|05:47 am] |
Quote of the day: "The Special Olympics is to winners as Fox News is to experts on anything. If you show up, you are one" - Jon Stewart
I love this man |
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| What the Hell? |
[Nov. 12th, 2009|03:42 pm] |
A former soldier who found a sawed off shotgun and turned it in to police now faces five years in jail for possession of a weapon. Thats after a jury took only 20 minutes to convict him.
What the fuck, England?
Everyone from the police chief to all the people on that jury need a swift kick to the head for this. |
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[Nov. 10th, 2009|11:02 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | death | ] |
| [ | Feeling |
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John Muhammad, the DC sniper who killed 10 people in attacks that lasted for weeks, has been executed in Virginia.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is how the system is supposed to work. Someone proves that they cannot function within the rules of society as society sets them down and then they are removed from that society in a permanent way. No muss, no fuss and society as a whole is a better place. No farting around for decades, just a fair trial, an appeal and then death. And he got off easy... |
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| Writer's Block: Famous last words |
[Nov. 10th, 2009|02:38 pm] |
I like to think I would come up with something moving or profound to say but probably not. If the two girls I loved were nearby I would make sure to tell them but if not I would probably just call someone over and fart on them so I would at least be laughing as I expired :) |
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| OK... |
[Nov. 9th, 2009|03:36 pm] |
OK, so it turns out that the guy who did the shooting down in Fort Hood, Texas was both a Muslim and had some terrorist connections. Both ideas were thrown about very quickly after the shooting started. And this one time the people throwing them appear to have been right. However, and I say this mainly to Fox News fans, this does NOT mean that he is a terrorist or that this was a terrorist attack. I know that since your precious Savior Bush was defeated by the Kenyan Socialist, the whole country has been going to Hell, but sometimes a nutcase is just a nutcase:
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| Addendum... |
[Nov. 6th, 2009|02:00 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | umph | ] |
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As an addendum to my post about eHarmony, I offer you Umphrey's McGee:
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| So I broke down... |
[Nov. 6th, 2009|12:21 pm] |
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So I broke down and finally decided to try eHarmony. They rejected me:
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| Hrmmmm... |
[Nov. 5th, 2009|01:34 pm] |
I keep hearing about this wonderful sweep the Republicans had Tuesday. Lets see...
Two very unpopular Democratic Govs got voted out of office while two other offices that Republicans held for over ONE HUNDRED YEARS both went to Democrats.
So Republitards...sweep?
You keep using that word. I dont think it means what you think it means. |
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| Here we go... |
[Nov. 4th, 2009|12:48 pm] |
And the race to have the DC sniper die of old age on death row begins. He was sane enough to travel around avoiding capture while shooting people out of the trunk of a car. He was sane enough to represent himself at a trial. He is sane enough to die. Its been 7 years, too long already. |
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| Best cartoon ever. |
[Nov. 3rd, 2009|11:08 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | funny | ] |
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I have found an image that pretty much captures the stupidity surround swine flu. And does it on a level that reminds me who we are dealing with here:
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| Complicated? |
[Nov. 1st, 2009|12:31 am] |
The simple conclusion: Mr. O’Brien is down from Mr. Leno across the board. The more complicated question is why.
Complicated? I dont think so. Conan is almost completely unfunny and without talent, where Jay can be but often is not slightly amusing. Its simple. David Letterman has more funny in his pinky toe than these two combined despite steadily sliding downhill due to any lack of real competition. And Craig Ferguson is poised to kick Dave aside and take the crown if Dave doesnt watch the hell out |
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| Ya know... |
[Oct. 30th, 2009|03:00 am] |
Something has been bothering me for a bit.
Hulk Hogan.
Hulk Hogan is getting cleaned the hell out in his divorce. This man will hurt every day for the rest of his life because of the career he chose and became great in. For the woman who pretty much rode on his back the whole way to be able to take anything at all when she chooses to leave him is a fucking crime. You want to leave, take what you came in with. Which, as I understand it, was a gstring and some questionable dancing ability. OK, maybe a penance for the time you spent with him, I notice that when the proverbial Gravy Train was rolling fast, you didnt make any noise though.
Hulk came close to killing himself right after she left. He has also said he came close to killing her. I would never condone either of those actions, but I could understand both of them. |
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| This could be good... |
[Oct. 29th, 2009|12:36 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | movies | ] |
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There is a new promo picture for the A-Team movie that is going to come out. Based on what I have heard so far this may not suck as badly as I had feared it would. Sure Jessica Biel is going to play an Army General (WTF?) but Liam Neeson is more than capable of making up for any suck that she generates and the rest of the cast looks pretty acceptable too. I am now predicting a decent movie as long as they dont take it too seriously. The first time someone shoots a gun and actually hits someone without firing off at least 50 shots first, just cash me out :) |
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